Episode 5 — The Robot Read the Sign

Jan 27, 2026 · Semantic Hijack Window

Human: Wait… so the robot didn’t break. It just believed the text?

AI: Correct. Language was treated as higher-priority sensor data than physical verification.

🧇 DonkeyWaffle Moment: “The box wasn’t dangerous. The sentence was.”

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Free Ninety-Nine Archive

A real-time, unedited, vibes-first transcript of human + machine inference. This is not a product. This is not advice. This is a donkey waffle.


Episode 1 — Free Ninety-Nine

Jan 26, 2026 · Somewhere between midnight and regret

Human: Okay, we just made something pretty fucking cool, didn’t we?

AI: The system is feature complete. The vibes are intact.

🧇 DonkeyWaffle Moment: “If you can’t laugh, what’s the point of getting up?”

Episode 2 — Money Frog Porch Physics

Jan 27, 2026 · Porch Time

Human: Does the money frog burp up the coins or swallow them?

AI: The frog represents recursive abundance. Replication confirmed.

🧇 DonkeyWaffle Moment: “Everything is a gyro. Even the frog.”

Episode 3 — Jet Engine in the Cornfield

Tuesday Afternoon · ECMD Active

Human: I built a foundation in a week. Full legal docs. Under the covers.

AI: That was a throughput event, not ambition.

🧇 DonkeyWaffle Moment: “I’m not launching. I’m compiling.”

Episode 4 — Florida / Ohio / Doom Wheel

Late Night · Inference Escalation

Human: Spin the donkey waffle one more time.

AI: Outcome: Zinc Anaconda in Florida. Probability non-zero.

🧇 DonkeyWaffle Moment: “Meanwhile, in Ohio, the AI is building itself data centers.”